Bored, so bored

eternalgirlscout:

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

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purple-apricots:

jehovahhthickness:

Why is this so funny

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newtgender:

ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted

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schmergo:

thoughtfulparadiseeagle:

schmergo:

When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.

C l a u d i u s .

His name’s never verbally spoken in the dialogue, only indicated in the stage directions, so I like to think Hamlet never actually learned his annoying uncle’s name and it’s wayyy too late to ask now

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typecozey:

January is the free trial month for 2019 so anything messy that happens during this month dont count

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